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An explanation of my username: it comes from an epithet I have given myself in Quenya, Mānandil Mizimon Ingōlemo. The first name is meant to mean 'friend of goodness'. The second is a translation of my own first name. The last is the word for 'wizard, one of deep lore'. In retrospect, this is a rather arrogant name, and Ñolmo 'man of lore' would be more suitable.
This is a very important element of my personality. Whenever I say or do anything, the response I hear most often is 'What the fuck?' coupled with a look of utter confusion.
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Cranberry juice rocks. I drink a gallon every three days.
Every time you kill a kitten, God touches Himself.
'Wikipedia is a virus, Mr Anderson, and we are the cure.' Unfortunately, Robert McHenry could not be reached for comment, as he appears to have contracted hepatitis after visiting a public restroom.
This is the age of machinery,
A mechanical nightmare,
The wonderful world of technology,
Napalm, hydrogen bombs, biological warfare.
This is the twentieth century,
But too much aggravation,
It is the age of insanity,
What has become of the green pleasant fields of Jerusalem?
Ain't got no ambition, I'm just disillusioned;
I'm a twentieth century man but I don't wanna be here.
My mama said she can't understand me,
She can't see my motivation.
Just give me some security,
I'm a paranoid schizoid product of the twentieth century.
You keep all your smart modern writers,
Give me William Shakespeare.
You keep all your smart pop painters,
I'll take Rembrandt, Titian, Da Vinci and Gainsborough.
My mama says she can't understand me,
She can't see my motivation.
Just give me some security.
I'm a paranoid schizoid product of the twentieth century.
Girl we gotta get out of here,
We gotta find a solution,
I'm a twentieth century man but I don't wanna to die here.
Yeah we gotta get out of here,
We gotta find a solution,
I'm a twentieth century man but I don't wanna be here.
This is the twentieth century,
But too much aggravation,
This is the edge of insanity,
I'm a twentieth century man but I don't wanna be here.
This barnstar is awarded to Iñgōlemo for minor edits of utmost quality. — Anárion
"I'd like to award you the inaugural WikiWings award for your work on the C-108 Flying Fortress article in January. The effort you put in is especially appreciated for such an obscure and unglamorous aircraft. Many thanks and please keep up the good work. — Rlandmann"
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