User:Sam Hocevar
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Hocevar in a hovercar.
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I am a PhD student living in Paris. I joined WikiPedia because I got fed up with the incredible amount of typos and grammar errors, but I also do real contributions. I like controversial topics. If you want to know more about me, please see my home page (http://sam.zoy.org/).
I like humour and Theresa Knott. I dislike bitmap emoticons, hypocrites and user pages written in the third person. Also, conspiracy theorists and rude people should note that I am not a member of the Gay Nigger Association of America and that I do not plan to troll the Wikipedia community and never did. I wished there was more transparency in the user blocking process, though, and that admins were required to answer when questioned about their behaviour.
Also, my surname has nothing to do with hovercars whatsoever. As you may see in the picture on the left, they are two very different things.
Statistics
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This page has been vandalised six (6) times.
There are 7000 occurrences of the word fuck in the database, and 1842 occurrences of various derivatives such as fucks, fucking, fucked, fucker, fuckers. One can also enjoy almost 300 other derivatives, including fucktard, fuckhead, buttfuck and motherfucker.
My contributions
Since 2004, I have been fixing thousands of common grammar and spelling errors, such as “it’s” / “its” confusions. I did thousands of other grammar and spelling fixes. I try to fix spelling on sister projects as well, through the Wikispeling project. In total, I did more than 40,000 edits to Wikipedia.
Created articles: Computing: libdvdcss • Art: Paul Ranson • Albert Dubois-Pillet • Nabis (art) • L'Origine du monde • Sports: Larrousse • Sport stacking • Nazes: Dorothée • Les Musclés • Chantal Goya • Bernard Minet
My links
Requests: for arbitration • for adminship • for page protection • for comment • Votes: for deletion • Village pump: news • policy • technical • proposals • assistance • miscellaneous
meta:Wikispeling • recent changes (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special:Recentchanges&hideliu=1&hideminor=0&hidebots=1&hidepatrolled=0&limit=50) • my sandbox • an exploit for bug #1128 (http://bugzilla.wikipedia.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1128). • article count (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User:Sam_Hocevar/count&action=purge)
List of: common misspellings • common misspellings in English • frequently misused English words • commonly confused homonyms
My other Wikimedia pages
Wikimedia: Commons • Meta • Wikisource (http://wikisource.org/wiki/User:Sam_Hocevar) Wikipedia: Afrikaans • Asturianu • Български • Català • Česká • Kaszëbsczi • Cymraeg • Dansk • Deutsch • Ελληνικά • English • Esperanto • Español • Eesti • Euskara • Suomi • Français • Frysk • Galego • עברית • हिन्दी • Hrvatski • Magyar • Interlingua • Bahasa Indonesia • Ido • Italiano • 日本語 • 한국어 • Kurdî / كوردی • Latina • Lëtzebuergesch • മലയാളം • Bahasa Melayu • Plattdüütsch • Nederlands • Norsk • Polski • Português • Română • Русский • Sicilianu • Simple English • Slovenščina • Svenska • ไทย • Türkçe • Українська • اردو • Tiếng Việt • Walon • 中文 Wiktionary: Deutsch • English • Español • Français • Galego • 日本語 • Polski Wikibooks: Deutsch • English • Français • Polski • Русский • Svenska • 中文 Wikiquote: English • Français